My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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