But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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