yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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