so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
