and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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