i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
