she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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