No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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