I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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