Nicole vs. Life
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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