i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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