What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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