Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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