So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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