sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
This girl is more easily done than said...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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