Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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