Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
