Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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