no. you can't hotbox the world.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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