he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Non-Jews are for practice
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
