i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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