I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I think people are normalizing furries
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