So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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