Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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i would punch a child for taco bell
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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