I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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