Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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