My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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