Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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