Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
Girls should come with a carfax report
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic