8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
im six kinds of drunk right now
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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