Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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