just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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