Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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