Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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