ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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