after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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