Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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