dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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