I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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