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• (313): View more from Michigan

  i jhust puked up my retainher.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies

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  Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.

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  25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.

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  Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (954): View more from Florida

  A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.

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• (424): View more from California

  Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??

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