don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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