Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today