I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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