Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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