She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
How external is "for external use only"?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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