I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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