Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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