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So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I would fuck him just for his dog
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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