farters have to be the big spoon...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize