I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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