i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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