Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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