she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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