I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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