For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
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Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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