do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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