I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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