question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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