i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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