Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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