My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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