is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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