Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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