I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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