I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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